third translation // action/voice

[lt_linguist]

[Uhura is attempting to make her way to the library. This... might prove difficult, today.]

Busy day today.

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That is the sound of Uhura's brain breaking.

[tokenrussian.livejournal.com]

Da. It...it vas strange.

Muahahaha

[lt-linguist.livejournal.com]

[Needs more info.]

Strange how?

[tokenrussian.livejournal.com]

[And you KNOW that Chekov's blushing slightly/making the awkward face all throughout this.]

Vell, it started vith Meester Spock becoming more grumpy and tempermental. He didn't eat, he threw Nurse Chapel out of his quarters, things like that. Doktor McCoy did a scan of Spock and...vell, he needed to mate. Then the Keptin, Meester Spock and Doktor McCoy all vent to Wulcan and a lot of complicated things happened with ended up with Keptin Kirk fighting Meester Spock. I vasn't there, but I heard about it second-hand.

[lt-linguist.livejournal.com]

[This...]

Doesn't make any sense.

[tokenrussian.livejournal.com]

It's Wulcan biology.

[lt-linguist.livejournal.com]

Mood swings? Vulcan?

[tokenrussian.livejournal.com]

He got irritable and went from normal to grumpy in a matter of seconds.

[lt-linguist.livejournal.com]

Ridiculous. Spock doesn't get irritable. To mate? That's completely counter intuitive.

[tokenrussian.livejournal.com]

And yet it happened.

[lt-linguist.livejournal.com]

I... Thanks for telling me.

[The tone of her voice implies that someone will be in Very Big Trouble for not telling her.]

[tokenrussian.livejournal.com]

[Paaaause. Maybe telling her about that wasn't the brightest idea.]

It's a priwate matter between Wulcans. I don't think zhat he vill talk about it at the drop of a hat.

[lt-linguist.livejournal.com]

Maybe not, but he should tell me.

[tokenrussian.livejournal.com]

I do not mean offense, but vhy vould he tell you? If he vould tell anyone, it vould be the Keptin.

[lt-linguist.livejournal.com]

[A brief pause. She's never, uh, actually told someone about this.]

Were Spock and I, uh, ever in a relationship in your reality?

[tokenrussian.livejournal.com]

Not zhat I remember.

[Puts two and two together and comes up with whaaaaaat theeeee heeeeell.]

You're in a relationship with Meester Spock, aren't you?

[lt-linguist.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[Hey, it's weird for her to imagine not being in a relationship with Spock, so...]